So a man hands you a letter in the subway...

During Jessie's commute the other day, a large man boarded the subway and approached her, raised his come-in-peace hand and said "Hi". Jessie retuned the greeting, and then the man (who we'll call Anthony) repeated, "Hiiiiiiiiiiii". Anthony put out his hand for a shake, and Jessie (being the polite Southern girl she is) put her hand out for the shake. Anthony shook her hand, and then gently pulled it towards his mouth to kiss. "No, No!" She retracted, Anthony was unaffected.  He sat down next to her and asked for her name, "Sarah..." she said. Anthony then pulled out a pad and paper and began to translate the name Sarah into numbers... "Let see, "S" is 19, "A" is 1..." and so on. When he was finished, Anthony dug through his bag and pulled out a folded letter...

I couldn't resist... Here is a scan of the three page letter.